twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

Hannibal: a show about psychiatrists and their sassy patients

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets